I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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