Can Purell be used as lube?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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