People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
3pm strippers are depressing
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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