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Puke
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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