I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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