I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
vagina is talking i cant
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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