Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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