I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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