i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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