Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize