Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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