I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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