why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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