and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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