the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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