One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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