If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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