My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Text me some of your sweat
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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