Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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