wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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