This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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