My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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