My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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