awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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