he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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