if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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