I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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