It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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