Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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