Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
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So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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