Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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