I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize