Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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