Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he thought i was a dude.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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