I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize