i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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