Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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