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Wat do u mean how?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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