theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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