Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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