i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
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I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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