Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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