so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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