how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There's always time for handjobs
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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