Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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