Your tits are I can't wait for
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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