i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize