You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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