Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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