Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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