thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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